I suddenly realized if I could turn my snarky sarcasm into a paying job, I could be employed forever.
So now I call myself a creative.
Basically, I give a sh*t in my imagination.
It’s quintessentially the day drinking job of my dreams. It’s like driving the bus one way to karma town. Hell, piss me off once and anyone can board the bus!
My swear jar has become a swear barrel, full of monkeys and other shenanigans.
So the moral of the story friends is that you can be anything you want to be, that’s how delusions work.
Now, what’s a nice girl like me doing without a drink In her hand anyway?
Surely it must be five o’clock somewhere,
4/17/2017 12:34:29 pm
Shenanigans are awesome! I wish I would have spent more time on my Wine Coloring Book before i published it.
4/18/2017 09:10:10 am
Hi Sean, it sounds like a 2nd edition re-release is in order! And research too, so pass the wine.
4/18/2017 09:12:46 am
It's always great to find something you enjoy doing for work!
4/19/2017 09:12:43 am
Royce Ellen Hettler
4/22/2017 08:40:56 am
Love this! Keep them coming, dear.💋
5/1/2017 04:44:52 pm
Just loving them all Sasha..
5/2/2017 12:31:35 am
I got stopped drinking coffee as it revved me right up, but what can I drink too
5/2/2017 12:37:22 am
5/6/2017 06:33:18 pm
Wine is the answer for any question that doesn't need answering.
5/9/2017 01:44:09 pm
When out of wine, grab the vodka!
8/24/2022 12:17:55 am
Nice post thanks for sharingg
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