Talk dirty to me

Let's have a conversation, shall we?  I'll make the martinis and we'll discuss the events of the day then make fun of all the silly people as they walk by. 

There, that's much better.  I started this blog as a way to talk to you and decompress my brain when it gets too full of snark and sass.  But, for the last few days I've drawn a blank on what to say. 

But, now that you're sitting in front of me I feel much better, thank you.  

​​Shall we have another drink?  

So, tell me, what would you like to talk about?  If you could whisper in my ear (you're so naughty!) and tell me what you want to hear me talk about, what would it be?

This sugar and snark, piss and vinegar, puppies and rainbows Mistress of Irreverence wants to know.