If I only had a name
What's that tune, is it from the Wizard of OZ? "If I only had a brain..."
Well, replace that with "If I only had a name", because f*ck me I'm having a hard time coming up with a title for my upcoming book.
Don't get me wrong, I do have a few in mind (The Attitude of F*cking Gratitude and Peace and Love, Now F*ck Off are two I'm contemplating).
But there's something about choosing a title and a cover for one of my babies - er, books - that's really hard for me to do sometimes.
This book in particular is rather near and dear to my heart.
It's gratitude for real (snarky) people. It's the self-help fail for the rest of us. Like Cheer the F*ck Up, it's affirmative with a little added piss-and-vinegar. In other words, it's for real people with good intentions that sometimes miss the mark.
I know, you've whipped out your little violin because you feel really sorry for me, right? Well, you should. There's a lot in a name. Moon Unit Zappa anyone?
So, while I'm wallowing in my misery, enjoy a couple of preview pics.
And watch for the book release this month or next.
Because I know there's no riddle a gin and tonic can't solve.
5/10/2017 04:45:48 pm
How about "Shit happens...but flowers grow from it. "😄😄
5/10/2017 04:46:44 pm
Ha Heidi, ain't that the truth!
5/10/2017 06:51:35 pm
Sounds like a great coloring book.
5/10/2017 07:09:40 pm
Call it Piss-N-Vinegar. ☺
5/11/2017 09:02:17 am
I still say "Simply Snarky"
5/11/2017 12:30:41 pm
I like Attitude of Gratitude....
5/11/2017 06:46:28 pm
Hpw about FUCK ME SIDEWAYS! A SNARKY GRATITUDE ADULT COLORING BOOK or FUCK ME! ANOTJER GRATITUDE ADULT COLORING BOOK
5/24/2017 08:09:38 pm
May it fly off the shelves like a flock of witch's monkeys. I know I'm ready for some new Sasha snark!!!
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