Oh the stupid things we say...

4/26/2017

So, I gave up coffee yesterday. I know, dumb move. But it was giving me anxiety and making my heart do funny things, so you know, I thought it was best to part ways with it for a while.
But I do miss it.

You know what I won't miss though? This damn caffeine withdrawal headache!

I'm excited to be working on my next coloring book - (working title: Positively Snarky) - but this headache is being an utter bitch.

So, I think I will complain about stupid phrases that people say to deal with the pain.
Here you go, with commentary:

Ridiculously stupid phrase #1: “It’s raining cats and dogs.”
Really? So you’re telling me in one damn thunderstorm suddenly there’s no need for the ASPCA?

Ridiculously stupid phrase #2: “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush”
Seriously, how rude! Last time I checked my bush was critter-free.

Ridiculously stupid phrase #3: "The proof is in the pudding."
Where's the pudding? Because suddenly I'm damn hungry. And what proof is it? 80?

Ridiculously stupid phrase #4: "She's a dead ringer."
Um, what?! Do I need to call the police on your ass?

Ridiculously stupid phrase #5: "I'm gonna bust your chops."
You better not get near my chops buddy. Those are primed and fresh for my date tonight.

Phew, I feel a little better. Stupid things we say with silly commentary. Excellent.

Now I'm ready to get back to the drawing board.
So far I have 20+ new pages ready for the book, stay tuned!
xoxo, Sasha

27 Comments

Dana Rodriguez

5/1/2017 09:51:39 am

LMFAO you seriously make LOL

Sasha O'Hara

5/1/2017 10:30:49 am

Right on Dana!

Marama

5/1/2017 09:52:30 am

Those headaches are terrible. Hope yours pass quickly! I cut out caffeinated sodas a while ago, and in the end feel a lot better. If I try to drink one now it just makes me sick. Looking forward to the new project!

5/1/2017 10:32:30 am

Thanks Marama,
The skin on my scalp no longer hurts, which is awesome. And my brain feels like it's back to normal size and isn't throbbing, so I think I'm all clear now. Hallefrickinlujah!

Alysha link

5/1/2017 10:03:37 am

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks these sayings are idiotic!

5/1/2017 10:32:58 am

Right Alysha?! Sheesh.

Angie

5/1/2017 10:44:11 am

Obsessed with these books

5/2/2017 09:32:25 am

And I love you for it Angie, that's way better than coffee

Stephanie Carter link

5/1/2017 11:14:50 am

Sasha,
You are the friend in my head that says all the things I want but don't want to say because I don't feel like listening to the whiners, lol.

5/2/2017 09:33:36 am

Yes ma'am, and we all need a Sasha in our life! So much sh*t needs to be said!

Dani

5/1/2017 01:05:33 pm

Chronic migraineur here, try adding more magnesium to your diet.

Meanwhile, keep up the snarky work!! ..

5/2/2017 09:35:08 am

Ew, migraines = sucks ass!
I feel lucky I just had a short term headache and I knew the source.
Thanks for the tip Dani! <<< tell those migraines to suck it

Melissa Hosea

5/1/2017 02:04:19 pm

God I just love you😍😍

5/2/2017 09:35:30 am

And I love you right back girl!

melissa Kopf

5/1/2017 02:07:58 pm

Yea! another snarky coloring book...can't wait

5/2/2017 09:35:51 am

Thank you

DeAnn

5/1/2017 02:52:43 pm

I love all your books!!! They're a hoot.

5/2/2017 09:36:26 am

Why thank you DeAnn, I'm happy to oblige your funny bone

5/2/2017 09:36:56 am

ooh, that sounded naughty

Karen Eggleston

5/1/2017 05:15:22 pm

Want to say thank you for the wonderful chance to own some of your wonderful books and some wonderful mediums...... SNARKY <3

5/2/2017 09:37:54 am

Yeah baby, glad you're liking them!

Brandy Z

5/2/2017 07:33:25 am

Diggin' the new book concept! How's the java withdrawal going?

5/2/2017 09:39:14 am

Thank gawd the headache is GONE - yeah baby. I told it not to let the door hit its ass on the way out.
Now I have more energy to focus on the book -- be posting more pics soon.

Allison Reeves

5/4/2017 02:40:18 pm

I think you may be a little crazy giving up caffeine.. LOL I can't wait till this next book comes out, it's going to be epic!

5/4/2017 09:11:18 pm

Oh, I am certifiably crazy Allison, it's true. Don't worry, come the fall I'll be doing a coffee IV drip again I'm sure.
And keep those epic thoughts coming my way please, thanks!

Katie Johnson

5/4/2017 04:11:15 pm

Love! You never fail to make me smile... laugh my ass off is more like it. Hope you are well!

5/10/2017 04:02:42 pm

Thanks Katie, I am to please! Hope you're well too.

Oh the stupid things we say...

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