So, I gave up coffee yesterday. I know, dumb move. But it was giving me anxiety and making my heart do funny things, so you know, I thought it was best to part ways with it for a while.
But I do miss it.
You know what I won't miss though? This damn caffeine withdrawal headache!
I'm excited to be working on my next coloring book - (working title: Positively Snarky) - but this headache is being an utter bitch.
So, I think I will complain about stupid phrases that people say to deal with the pain.
Here you go, with commentary:
Ridiculously stupid phrase #1: “It’s raining cats and dogs.”
Really? So you’re telling me in one damn thunderstorm suddenly there’s no need for the ASPCA?
Ridiculously stupid phrase #2: “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush”
Seriously, how rude! Last time I checked my bush was critter-free.
Ridiculously stupid phrase #3: "The proof is in the pudding."
Where's the pudding? Because suddenly I'm damn hungry. And what proof is it? 80?
Ridiculously stupid phrase #4: "She's a dead ringer."
Um, what?! Do I need to call the police on your ass?
Ridiculously stupid phrase #5: "I'm gonna bust your chops."
You better not get near my chops buddy. Those are primed and fresh for my date tonight.
Phew, I feel a little better. Stupid things we say with silly commentary. Excellent.
Now I'm ready to get back to the drawing board.
So far I have 20+ new pages ready for the book, stay tuned!