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Sometimes, after a long hard day, you just need to fucking relax. To sit back and color the things you can't say.
Calm the Fuck Down is the perfect way to unwind and release your own beautiful smartass. Enjoy these out-of-line and irreverent, yet beautiful, adult coloring pages. Then sit back and sigh "hell yeah" for a job well done. These irreverent and single-sided coloring pages range from moderate to highly detailed in complexity. Images include abstract designs, animals and people, each with its own sassy quip like "Home is where the vodka is", "Carpe Fucking Diem", "Dance like no one attractive is watching", and other humorous, subversive sayings. |
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The perfect way to tickle your snarky bone. Let yourself or the one you love chill out, de-stress and unwind. Blow off steam and express how you really feel with these humorous, sassy and out-of-line coloring pages. Color the things you can’t say.
Always sassy, often snarky, Chill the F*ck Out is ready for you to enjoy the shit out of it! Each single-sided page ranges from moderate to detailed in complexity. You choose what you want to color based on your mood. Beautiful images include abstract designs, animals and people, each with its own subversive saying like "It's been lovely but I have to scream now", "As If", "That's MS. Bitch to you", and more. |
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Did anyone ever tell you it’s not good to brag? Well f*ck that!
Give yourself a pat on the back. Own your own badass-ness. Tell the one you love how much you f*cking love them, with a little sugar and snark. This irreverently positive coloring book will not only help you relax and unwind, it will leave you with a sense of ‘Hell Yeah!’ after the world has tried to have its way with you. Cheer the F*ck Up is perfect for you if you like your self-help with a bit of sass, and your affirmations with a little piss and vinegar. It’s an inappropriately awesome way to color and express the things you can’t say. |
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‘Tis the season to get snarky! It’s that time again. Time to put on your elastic waistband pants, spike your eggnog, and brace yourself for the crazy “Holidaze”. Why let the dark days of winter get you down when you can enjoy your own cynical and sassy Christmas coloring adventure? This holiday season, color the things you can’t say and still keep Peace on Earth.
Happy fucking Holidays is a subversive take on Christmas. Let you fill your holiday season with inappropriate and unapologetic joy. 26 single-sided adult coloring pages. Illustrations range from Simple to complex, and most are moderate in detail.Images include: Santa, ornaments, a cat, a snowman, an Elf, candy canes, wreaths, reindeer, and many more...Sassy sayings include: It's beginning to feel a lot like fuck this, I peed in your eggnog, sweet and twisted, fat judgmental bastard, sleigh me, and many more humorous and subversive sayings.... |
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Watch out world, now there’s finally an irreverent adult calendar and planner with a snarktastic coloring page for every week of the year!
This planner not only lets you color the things you can’t say, you also get: • 52 Fan Favorite Coloring Pages • It’s Flexible – Start ANY Time of the Year • 12 at a Glance Monthly Pages • 12 Monthly Planning Pages • 52 Weekly Calendar Pages • Pages to Create Lists for Any Occasion • 2 Bookmarks to Color and Cut Out You're sure to have enjoy the f*ck out of coloring this book, as well as organizing your schedule to take over the world. |
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Grab your pens and pencils and pull up that damn couch, because it’s time to get your snark on!
When the shit show of life is making you crazy and everyone has lost their minds, let Cheaper than Therapy ease your stress with its insanely out of line pages. With over 30 shockingly subversive illustrations, plus plenty of colorable journaling pages, you’re sure to get your sanity back in no time! Each single-sided coloring page ranges from moderate to detailed in complexity. Pages include sayings like “Good morning, I see the assassins have failed”, “My happy place is your happy place burning to the ground”, and “Are you fucking kidding me?!”, “Ew. People” and more. Complete with added journal pages; now you can color, write, doodle, make lists for your world domination plan or use those badass mofo's as kindling for the bridges you’ll burn. Color and journal the things you can’t say and that your therapist shouldn’t hear. It’s just what the doctor ordered." |
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They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. I say well then let’s grab our pencils and color that bitch!
Here’s what I know for sure: You’re a badass. You know it. I know it. And if you’re anything like me you’ll take your self-help and inspiration with a little snark, swearing and cynicism any day of the week, thank you very much. This positively irreverent coloring book has over 35 beautiful illustrations, including animals, fairies, abstract designs and more, ranging from moderate to detailed in complexity. Each single-sided page lets you color the things you can’t say without disrupting Peace on Earth. Sayings include: “So I said, whatever bitches. And the bitches whatevered”. “Smile. It confuses people.”, “I hate inspirational quotes”, “I am a ray of f*cking sunshine”, and many more. The result: a little more Peace, Love & F*cking Happiness for real people who color. Because there aren’t enough crayons to explain it to the rest of the world. Enjoy! |
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With 45 Coloring Pages, I f*cking Love You is the perfect ode to real love – as in your darling snores like a chainsaw and leaves their dirty socks on the floor but you still love them damnit.
When the honeymoon is over and the flames aren’t burning as hot as your special someone’s farts under the covers, get out your pens and pencils and color the things you can’t say. Melt your tension away with this beautiful and hilarious book. Relax and unwind even when love feels like a four-letter word. Express your affection in all its sometimes awkward and snarky glory. |
Color Me Hangry eBook
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When the only thing your diet has made you lose is your sanity, and your snack cravings have become full-blown, ninja-like snack attacks, fuel your HANGER with these hilarious and snarky, yet beautiful, out-of-line pages. Now you can color the things you can’t say out loud, before you lose your cookies, for real.
Color Me Hangry is melt in your mouth delicious, without the belly bloat and food coma. It’s stuffed with single-sided, simple to detailed coloring pages, including sweet and salty snacks, desserts, abstract designs and animals. All without gluten, carbs or any other scale-busting side effects. Eat your heart out with funny, sassy sayings, including “Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. Chocolate understands.”, “Dieting is when you eat food that makes you feel sad.”, “I just want to do bad things with carbs”, “You say Cellulite. I say Cellulicious.”, “Exercise?! I thought you said Extra Fries.” …and many more. Now you can have your cake and color it too. Loosening your belt is optional. |